Here's a threesome of BANK jokes from www.funinvest1.com for your wind-down Friday:
A young college grad applied for a job with a BANK. The personnel officer asked, "What kind of job do you want?"
"I'll take vice-president for a start."
"We already have twelve vice-presidents."
"That's OK. I'm not superstitious."
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I never knew why BANKS called them "personal loans." I missed three payments and boy did they get personal.
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The BANK clerk reminded the customer that he forgot to dot the "I" in his signature. The customer said, "Can't you do that for me?" The teller replied, "Sorry sir. It must be in the same handwriting."
