You can't win.
If you don't try and run after money, you lack ambition.
If you run after the money, you're materialistic.
If you don't get it, you're a loser.
If you get it and keep it, you're a miser.
If you get it and spend it, you're a spendthrift.
If you still have it after a lifetime of work, you're a fool who never got any fun out of life.
You just can't win.
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