A retired New York resident who has moved to the West Coast to retire, visited a local doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems.
Patient: “Doc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, can’t sleep. Do you think I will collapse any time soon?”
Doctor: “Yep. You must be from Wall Street!”
(Source: Boo Chanco's column at The Philippine Star)