My online friend Oleg Palamarchuk contributed this joke:
One day the teacher-polyglot met his old friend who shared his problem:“I have owed a thousand dollars and can’t give back.”
“One thousand dollars?” the teacher re-asked him. “I see you’re a poor man.”“Why?”
“If you owed $ 10,000 you would be a small enterpriser.If you owed $ 100,000 you would be a middle enterpriser.
If you owed $ 1,000,000 you would be a serious businessman.