Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't have no idea of what the problem is.
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Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
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A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
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Plagiarism saves time.
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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
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We waste time, so you don't have to.
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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
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Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
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When the going gets tough, the tough takes a coffee break.
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Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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Succeed in spite of management.
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