I know, I know what the Ten Commandments say. But, in the spirit of fun, allow me to post this one from www.jokesmagazine.com :
A tape of God talking to a BANKER:
Banker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Banker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Banker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second...
