This is bad. I've been searching for days for more investment banker jokes but I can't seem to find new ones. There are simply too many sites posting the same jokes that I have already here. Worse, some (actually, many) jokes sites employ "dirty tricks" obviously intended to increase pageviews. I won't mention them just to keep the peace. But if you are one who constantly searches for new investment banker jokes like me, I'm sure you'll stumble upon these sites I'm alluding to sooner or later.
Although there is a scarcity of investment banker jokes, the show must go on. So, let's move on to plain banker jokes, starting with this one from www.workjoke.com :
A young BANKER decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"
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