A man working as a teller in a bank bumped into an old friend of his one day.
Seeing that the bank teller seemed very preoccupied, the friend said, "What is the matter with you?"
"Well, there is a lot of trouble down at the bank. We are going through a complete reorganization."
"Why?"
"It seems that we had more vice-presidents than depositors," replied the bank teller as he walked away.
--Edmund Fuller (ed.), "2500 Anecdotes for All Occasions"