I'm sure you've come across jokes starring Little Johnny. Here's one from www.penaltychargesforum.co.uk :
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
'If you had ten pounds,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight pounds, how much would you have left?'
'Ten,' said Little Johnny firmly.
'Ten?' the teacher said 'How do you make it ten?
'Well,' replied Little Johnny 'You may ask for a loan of eight pounds, but that doesn't mean you'll get it!'
P.S. Little Johnny went on to be a successful banker :-)
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