Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Amusing Management Mottos to Live By



Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't have no idea of what the problem is.

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Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.

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Plagiarism saves time.

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If at first you don't succeed, try management.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

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Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

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Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

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We waste time, so you don't have to.

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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

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Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

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When the going gets tough, the tough takes a coffee break.

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Indecision is the key to flexibility.

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Succeed in spite of management.
 
 
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