An investment banking analyst, an investment banking associate and their Managing Director are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I´ll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the ibanking analyst. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She´s gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the ibanking associate. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He´s gone.
"OK, you´re up," the Genie says to the MD.
The MD says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.
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Sunday, March 2, 2008
Three Wishes
