Two INVESTMENT BANKERS are sitting around a campfire one night when one decides to ask the other a question:
Investment Banker A: "Buddy, what would you do if a huge Grizzly Bear came crashing through the bushes right now and let out a roar? What would you do?"
Investment Banker B: "Well, I guess I would take off and run like hell."
Investment Banker A (amused at the answer): "Oh yeah? Don't you know that Grizzly Bears can run 35 miles an hour in short bursts? You think you're going to outrun a Grizzly Bear?"
Investment banker B: No, I just have to outrun you."
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Monday, July 14, 2008
A Grizzly Tale
