Monday, February 16, 2009

Wall Street Disease


A retired New York resident who has moved to the West Coast to retire, visited a local doctor to seek medical advice for what he suspects as new and very unusual health problems.

Patient: “Doc, I feel shortness of breath, dizziness, cold sweats, can’t sleep. Do you think I will collapse any time soon?”

Doctor: “Yep. You must be from Wall Street!”


(Source: Boo Chanco's column at The Philippine Star)

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