A legend of doubtful authenticity has it that J.P. Morgan was once present with a group of men at a bar in the financial district. Beckoning to the waiter, he ordered a beer; at the same time, saying, "When Morgan drinks, everybody drinks." Everybody had a beer and when Morgan had finished, he slapped a dime upon the table, saying, "When Morgan pays, everybody pays."
This collection first started life in my MySpace homepage. I have since outgrown MySpace and stopped blogging there. Seeing, however, from my Feedburner statistics that a good number of my visitors still continue to stumble upon my blog via my March 2007 post ("If You Want Investment Banker Jokes...") which announced my ibanker jokes in MySpace, I decided to republish those jokes in this new blog.