Six Bankers

The following note was found among the effects of a hedge fund partner after his death. He has long been known for his frequent lapses into bankruptcy.

"I hereby name the following six bankers to be my pallbearers. Since they have carried me for so long during my lifetime, they might as well finish the job now."

Banner Year

The property developer told his banker, "The way things are going, this could be my banner year."

Six months later he hung out the banner: BANKRUPTCY SALE.

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