For a change, I have here a 4-joke cocktail from www.chat11.com for your entertainment:
Burglars entered a bank, tied and gagged the cashier and rifled the safe. As they were about to leave, the cashier made desperate pleading sounds. Curious, one of the robbers loosened the gag. "Please! Take the books too! I'm $7500 short!"
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Beggar: Please sir, may I have a coin?
Banker: I don't have any change right now. I'll give it to you next time.
Beggar: Sir, that's the kind of credit that had made me bankrupt.
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Q: Whats the similarity between a bank and sex?
A: In both cases, you lose interest after a withdrawal.
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A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify yourself ?" asked the Cashier. The woman looked into a small mirror and said : "Yes, it's me alright!"
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