I had time to read some blogs today in my search for quotable investment banker jokes. The following is from http://pifry.blogspot.com whose blogger is apparently a student whose Finance professor, who is the source of this joke, hates investment bankers:
Why do Scientists prefer to experiment on INVESTMENT BANKERS instead of the usual white rats?The blogger's favorite is # 2. What's yours?
1) There are more investment bankers.
2) No one ever gets attached to an investment banker.
3) There are some things even white rats won't do.
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